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 Ok, now for a gratitude list to counter-balance my pussy ass whining:

-I have a nice car
-I have enough money for the moment
-my parents are helping me out and I can always live with them if I need to
-I have a PhD
-I got to experience 3 women that I liked very much from my distant past all within one year
-I have a relatively nice place to live with a dishwasher and good A/C
-I have a gym to go to 
-I keep getting little jobs here and there editing
-I almost certainly have at least one class to teach in the fall
-a former AA sponsee and friend has come back into the fold
-I have so many people who love me
-I'm sober
-I have good healthcare
-I'm healthy
-I have plenty of clothes

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 My life has gone in the shitter.  I'm grateful though: it's not a gas station shitter, more like a high-end, 5 star restaurant shitter.  

List of grievances: 

-Can't get an academic job
-waiting to hear from UWM about a postdoc I was sure I'd get but they're about 3 weeks overdue to let me know
-all things being equal, my savings will run out in July
-I can't even get a job mopping floors or making coffee (but I did get a call back from the low-rent department store Ross Dress for Less; I'll call them back soon)
-I'll have to move 800 miles away to live with my parents if I don't get a substantial income anytime soon
-got involved with a friend from HS that I've had feelings for for over 15 years and it's already over already and I'm hurt
-I'm in Florida and it's unbearably hot; I'm talking old people dying in their apartments hot
-I had to wipe my hard drive and lost a SHITLOAD of data last night
-I itch all of the time for some reason
-my bathroom is infested with ants
-I have no energy and am anxious and depressed most of the time 
-I wore holes at the top of both of my ass cheeks on the row machine a few days ago--lovely

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Conspiracy Prophecy: Obama Is Responsible for the Oil Spill
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Ok, I have a conspiracy theory prophecy; not a prophesy of some conspiracy, but a prophesy that the following conspiracy theory will soon emerge:

So not long ago Obama lifted bans on offshore oil drilling--not doubt to win support or lose hostility from conservatives.

Now with this oil spill hitting the unluckiest area in recent American history, offshore oil drilling is likely to lose popularity quickly.

It seems quite coincidental that this catastrophe happened so soon after the lift on the ban. Could it be that Obama lifted the ban to make it look like he was in favor of offshore drilling, then committed a sort of false flag operation to sabotage the reputation of offshore oil drilling?

This way he could say "Uh, look, I was in favor of drilling. I demonstrated so in my actions in office lifting the ban on offshore oil drilling. But let me be clear, with catastrophe's such as this, we need to take a hard look at the consequences of such means of energy resources. For this reason, I think the government should employ much stronger limitations on fossil fuel acquisition and consumption."

Now I hope me saying this doesn't put such a conspiracy theory in people's minds; I just wanted to get it on record to show how clever I am. If anyone sites me on this, please note I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS; I'm just predicting it will be coming soon from the ignoramosphere.

Potassium Iodide
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I'm always looking for new health supplements to try. A few months ago I bought some potassium iodide. If you google it, the first thing you'll see is that it is used for radiation poisoning. It's also taken as a supplement for a short duration to supplement iodine deficiency. This can help boost a lagging thyroid.

I take a lot of potassium for electrolyte replacement when I work out. I also only use kosher salt; I figured I'd kill 3 birds with 1 stone: boost my thyroid health, replenish my iodine that I don't get from salt like most people, and get potassium.

I just got back from the gym after ALMOST FREAKING DYING after about 20 mins of circuit-type training. Got winded and my lungs ached like it was -50 degrees. My olfactory and mouth filled with an OVERPOWERING metallic taste. Potassium iodide can work like an expectorant; so I hacked, weezed, and snorted like crazy and felt like I was going to pass out for about 20 mins. Then a horrendous headache creeped in.

I'm in pretty good shape right now and work out like a mad man for 60-90 mins. I felt like a 70 year old man recovering from surgery and meth addiction.

I think this happened last time I took it, but I thought something else was causing some of these symptoms. Now I know.

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I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING!
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Joel Osteen looks like Ed Grimley


Joel Osteen:




Ed Grimley


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