Me: [70 yr old African-American female Client], you can't be back here; you have to go up front.
Client: I don't want to go out there--too many white people.
Me: There are only white people back here!
Client: Yeah, but I want to talk to you. You're the most handsomest man I've ever seen. You got 5 o'clock shadow at 8 o'clock in the morning.
- Things Psych Patients Say